... I was born on the first day of my life

My family is ... confusing 

My favorite subject in school was ... life ... yes 101 math and math

The best advice I Was Given ... do not take yourself too seriously 

Often people say That I am ... AWESOME! Oh wait, maybe I just say that ...

If I could-have one superhero power, it would be ... time manipulation

My Prized possession is ... a massive bottle of tequila straight from Mr. Cuervo himself 

When They make my life into a movie called ... it Will Be 127 ounces (see above) 

And the lead ... Will Be Played by James Franco (to make my wife happy)